Calgon Take Me Away!

Some days are rougher than others that is a given, some days are a diamond in the rough, but today was just a rough day... no diamonds found! Since it was one of those days, I thought I would add some humor to lighten the mood!

You know you teach kindergarten when...

 *You're in a social setting and put your hand up to another adult to show
that you're already engaged in a conversation and they need to wait.
* You could wallpaper your house with the student drawings you receive every morning. 
* You feel like a movie-star when spotted at the mall.
* You constantly find glitter in your hair, on your clothes, in your kitchen...

*At any given moment of any given day you are not surprised to feel
2 {or more} little arms wrapped around your hips. 

* You go to do laundry and as you empty your pockets you find 3 erasers, 1 plastic dinosaur, and 5 plastic
    coins from a math lesson.

* You couldn't imagine a day without tissues, sanitizer, and Clorox wipes
* Some days you drive home with out the radio on and when you arrive you request absolute silence for
    another 30 minutes.

* Goodwill, Dollar Tree, and Staples are wondrous, miraculous, and addicting places to you.